Oh man I love it
My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku
A short respite from an arduous journey!
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
the pope is a car but he still rides in a popemobile
Billy’s Bizarre Adventure