buttwyatt:

this has been sitting in my drafts ??????????

?????????????????

irenigg:

nigga whispered “marilyn mnroe” as he folded

buffsantajohn:

blameaspartame:

happy autunm

toripy:

you’re welcome kids

Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?

ventusta:

mpregbert:

davestridersbabygravy:

askinnyblackman:

mrjoshmacintosh:

lab-ray:

guccimanesbartchain:

ventusta:

minnie-mouse1997:

ventusta:

tellmewhentocare:

ventusta:

white people

I don’t get it he’s not even a person
He’s a fish

no he’s a white person no other creature in the universe could down that much mayonnaise

Thats not fucking mayonnaise. He’s eating fish fillet on a stick, so I’m assuming is tarter sauce. Nobody eats MAYONNAISE w/ FISH.

NO IT’S FUCKING MAYONNAISE I TOOK THE PICTURE I WATCHED THE FUCKING EPISODE AND IN IT SQUIDWARD SAYS “HERE’S YOUR MAYONNAISE SIR” SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO CORRECT ME ALL OF YOU

Naw he actually says “barnacle head” and the guy says “pardon me” then squidward says “you forgot your mayonnaise” then the guy says “thanks”. Step your spongebob game up, lame

i’m fuckign done

ISN’T THE REAL ISSUE HERE THAT THIS (POSSIBLY CAUCASIAN) FISH MAN IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL NOT WHICH WHITE CONDIMENT HE’S INGESTING (WHICH BY THE WAY TARTER SAUCE IS PRIMARILY MAYONNAISE ANYWAY)

did i miss something here

wheres his chair though

they sit on barrels at the krusty krab

i’m going to slaughter every single person that commented on this

fuckvegetables:

qwexly:

fuckvegetables:

sneezing with food in your mouth is just the worst thing

I trust you’ve never sneezed while on the verge of poopin in public

what the fuck rae

zombie-bug:

>woke up

>ate frosted flakes

>mom comes in

>asks why im eating dog food again

>pees

bemy0neand0nly:

captainoinkers:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF IT’S LIKE

SHANG HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE BEAST

HE WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE SPELL

BUT
BUT

BUT

regenerador:

even though Angel Beats destroyed me it’s still the goddamn funniest anime